MAKE FANTASY YOUR REALITY
THE AGENCY FOR F𒀭cking unicorns
WE MAKE UNICORNS H𒀭RNY
Everybody is looking for a unicorn. Whether you want to have a great threesome or invest in a billion dollar venture, the unicorn is the mythological creature everyone craves. At Altær, we give unicorns their horns. And we’ll let you in on a dirty little secret…
The better you are in bed, the more potential you have in business.
So, what exactly makes a Unicorn…horny? ;)
LOVE
SEX
CREATE
PURPOSE
SHARE
LOVE
EXPRESS
FREAK
F𒀭CK
STATUS QUO
turn on your F𒀭cking magic
C𒀭ME TO YOUR POWER
Unicorns exist in a reality of their own. They see the world as it could be, rather than how it is. They are visionaries and their fantasies have the potential to make the world a better place. All unicorns are exhibitionists, but most hide hide their horniness rather than seeing it as the source of their magic. Our Fucking Education (FuckEd) teaches Unicorns how to embrace their freak to come into their power.
own your F𒀭cking freak
f𒀭ck the status quo
We believe a unicorn’s magic comes from their freakiness. The more they embrace their kinks and own their fetishes, the more they come into their genius. Unicorns love to push the boundaries and play at the edge of their arousal. When you Get FuckEd at Altær, every offering is meant to bring you more into your pleasure and help you achieve all your fucking dreams.
bdsm will set you free
TRANSFORM PAIN INTO PLEASURE
Our BDSM Agency was designed to set Unicorns free. Each Unicorn has experienced unique fucking trauma that holds their magic in bondage. Through transforming their greatest pain into a source of pleasure, the unicorn births a magnetic brand capable of creating a new reality. Our BDSM Agency offers a fresh take on what it means to be good in bed and business.
BRANDING
BONDAGE
Through embracing your horniness as the source of your power, create a brand that reflects your magic.
DESIGN
DISCIPLINE
Every unicorn needs to be put in their place and taught the discipline to embody their unique design.
DEVELOPMENT
DOMINANCE
A good unicorn learns to dominate their urges so they can harness their horniness and develop their magic.
STRATEGY
SUBMISSION
Through submitting to their purpose, a unicorn follows their arousal to form a strategy for sharing their fucking gifts.
SALES
SADISM
When a unicorn embraces their sadistic nature, they derive pleasure from selling their sexiness.
MARKETING
MASOCHISM
Masochism is magnetic, and unicorns know that the best marketing comes through pure fucking attraction.
come in unic𒀭rn bootcamp
Come into Unicorn Bootcamp and let’s explore our connection. If you have what it takes and like what we offer, our chemistry will create a bond worth experimenting with. We are looking for Founding Unicorns who share our fantasy (vision) and fetishes (values) and want to overcome kinks (upper limits) together to create fucking magic.
AROUSE
Download How to Become a Unicorn and learn our Fucking Ritual for how to listen to your arousal and create a life that turns you on.
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ATTRACT
Hook Up with the Altær Founders to explore if you are a good fit for our Agency and take the first step on your Unicorn’s Journey.
actualize
Join our class — Become a Fucking Unicorn — and learn what it really takes to Sæx Actualize and reach your full fucking potential.
ALTÆR
Come into Unicorn Bootcamp and have an unforgettable experience. Experiment with reclaiming your magic and embodying your horniness.
