MAKE FANTASY YOUR REALITY
THE AGENCY FOR F𒀭cking unicorns
WE MAKE UNICORNS H𒀭RNY
Everybody is looking for a unicorn. Whether you want to have a great threesome or invest in a billion dollar venture, the unicorn is the mythological creature everyone craves. At Altær, we give unicorns their horns. Through Branding, Design, Development, Strategy, Sales and Marketing (BDSM), we help Unicorns achieve their full fucking potential — in bed and business.
So, what exactly makes a Unicorn…horny? ;)
LOVE
SEX
CREATE
PURPOSE
SHARE
LOVE
EXPRESS
FREAK
F𒀭CK
STATUS QUO
F𒀭cking education for unicorns
C𒀭ME TO YOUR POWER
Unicorns exist in a reality of their own. They see the world as it could be, rather than how it is. They are visionaries and their fantasies have the potential to make the world a better place. Our Fucking Education (FuckEd) was specifically designed for Unicorns to come into their power through ideating, incubating and accelerating their fucking vision.
invest in your F𒀭cking purpose
f𒀭ck the status quo
We believe every Unicorn has a unique mission and purpose that they are on earth to fulfill. When a Unicorn expresses their freakiness and embraces their kinks, they come into their genius. When you Get FuckEd at Altær, every offering is designed for you to explore your fantasies and enjoy your fetishes, so you can achieve all your fucking dreams.
bdsm will set you free
TRANSFORM PAIN INTO PLEASURE
Our BDSM Agency was designed to set Unicorns free. Each Unicorn has experienced fucking trauma that holds their magic in bondage. Through transforming their pain into pleasure, the Unicorn births a magnetic brand capable of creating a new reality. Our BDSM Agency offers a fresh take on what it means to be good in bed and business.
BRANDING
BONDAGE
Through embracing your horniness as the source of your power, create a brand that reflects your magic.
DESIGN
DISCIPLINE
Every unicorn needs to be put in their place and taught the discipline to design a life that turns them on.
DEVELOPMENT
DOMINANCE
Good unicorns learn to dominate their urges and harness their horniness to develop a business from their magic.
STRATEGY
SUBMISSION
Through submitting to their purpose, a unicorn follows their arousal to form a strategy for sharing their fucking gifts.
SALES
SADISM
A unicorn masters the art of sadistic sales when they transform pain into pleasure to achieve their goals.
MARKETING
MASOCHISM
Masochism is magnetic, and unicorns know that the best marketing comes through pure fucking attraction.